Origin: Zumba cancellation
OPTIMUM GROWING CONDITIONS;
PLANT IN the company of other brave women who love dancing and supporting each other.
MAY ATTRACT THE FOLLOWING BUGS AND SLUGS: Fear, body image crises, especially in leotards
BUGS AND SLUGS CAN BEST BE REMOVED WITH: alcohol, kind words and courage.
NOURISH REGULARLY WITH: applause, whoops, lots of exercise, costume-making, laughter and DANCE!!