Divine Peachy Bush Plant (Mama Fabulirico Tiredinium Burlesquius)

Origin: Zumba cancellation

OPTIMUM GROWING CONDITIONS;

PLANT IN the company of other brave women who love dancing and supporting each other.

MAY ATTRACT THE FOLLOWING BUGS AND SLUGS: Fear, body image crises, especially in leotards

BUGS AND SLUGS CAN BEST BE REMOVED WITH: alcohol, kind words and courage.

NOURISH REGULARLY WITH: applause, whoops, lots of exercise, costume-making, laughter and DANCE!!